*tries to be sympathetic and there-there*
*totally fails*

LOL!!! I'm sorry... but having been there, done that (including the whole "aasdfhdjslkafhdajskKill-It-With-Fire"... I swear, getting work up in the night by any creature, be it insect or animal, will turn even the most fanatic PETA member into a murderous avenger), I have to giggle pretty insanely at this.

But know that under the giggles and snorts, there *is* genuine sympathy. :)